Nothing Button
Nothing But Apps
Nothing Button is the most productive way to do absolutely nothing.
Tap a giant red button. Watch your lifetime wasted seconds grow. Crack the button and repair it — at a cost. Drop into Banana Mode and rot a digital banana. Drop into Black Hole Mode and collapse the universe. (You can restore it. Probably.) Then race your friends, asynchronously, with replays of your best runs.
FEATURES:
• A button. A counter. Persistent across launches. Your wasted time follows you.
• Button cracking every 100 taps. Repair costs 10% of your time. The button is emotionally damaged.
• Two permanent wasting modes: Banana Mode (420 taps) and Black Hole Mode (670 taps). Unlock them by doing nothing productive.
• 50 collectibles representing impossible concepts. Portable Darkness. The Idea Of A Chair. Premium Nothing. ~100,000 taps to find them all.
• Random screen effects. Your phone will flip upside down. There will be flashes. You will question your choices.
• A 30-second CPU duel. The CPU talks trash. You will probably lose.
• Friend Challenges: record a 30-second ghost, share a short code, let a friend race your replay. Async, global, dignified in absolutely no way.
• A global weekly leaderboard. Compete for the title of Champion Of Nothing.
• Cloud save. Reinstall and your seconds, modes, collectibles, and button state come back. The void remembers.
• Push notifications when you ignore the app. The button misses you. It is pretending not to.
• 550+ sarcastic messages that fire while you tap. The app has opinions about your life choices.
• Funny anonymous names. No accounts required to play. Optionally sign in with Google for friend challenges and a real name on the leaderboard.
NO ADS. NO IN-APP PURCHASES. NO SUBSCRIPTIONS.
You paid $0.99 for this. It does nothing. That's the point.
Tap a giant red button. Watch your lifetime wasted seconds grow. Crack the button and repair it — at a cost. Drop into Banana Mode and rot a digital banana. Drop into Black Hole Mode and collapse the universe. (You can restore it. Probably.) Then race your friends, asynchronously, with replays of your best runs.
FEATURES:
• A button. A counter. Persistent across launches. Your wasted time follows you.
• Button cracking every 100 taps. Repair costs 10% of your time. The button is emotionally damaged.
• Two permanent wasting modes: Banana Mode (420 taps) and Black Hole Mode (670 taps). Unlock them by doing nothing productive.
• 50 collectibles representing impossible concepts. Portable Darkness. The Idea Of A Chair. Premium Nothing. ~100,000 taps to find them all.
• Random screen effects. Your phone will flip upside down. There will be flashes. You will question your choices.
• A 30-second CPU duel. The CPU talks trash. You will probably lose.
• Friend Challenges: record a 30-second ghost, share a short code, let a friend race your replay. Async, global, dignified in absolutely no way.
• A global weekly leaderboard. Compete for the title of Champion Of Nothing.
• Cloud save. Reinstall and your seconds, modes, collectibles, and button state come back. The void remembers.
• Push notifications when you ignore the app. The button misses you. It is pretending not to.
• 550+ sarcastic messages that fire while you tap. The app has opinions about your life choices.
• Funny anonymous names. No accounts required to play. Optionally sign in with Google for friend challenges and a real name on the leaderboard.
NO ADS. NO IN-APP PURCHASES. NO SUBSCRIPTIONS.
You paid $0.99 for this. It does nothing. That's the point.
Developer email
nothingbutapps@proton.me
Released
Jul 1, 2026
Current version
1.4.4
Android version
7.0
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